October 04, 2005
Nails and Lipstick Explained
A couple of days ago, I posed the "what do you think of lipstick, what do you think of nails?" question. Your responses are as I expected.
This all came about because a woman on the plane had her cell phone out the SECOND we landed, and when she found out that her appointment was cancelled, she immediately booked a manicure.
Now, I've never had a manicure in my LIFE. I do tend to keep my nails trimmed, shaped, and clean. And when I play around with polish (I like to), I do it for me, and I realize that only women are going to be looking at it, typically. Can't really wear lipstick - cakes too quickly for me. Sometimes I'll put it on and then completely wipe it off. Leaves a bit of color but no residue. A male friend shared with me once that lipstick grosses him out. I suspected he was not the only one. You all confirm that.
Thank you for affirming that I understand the male mind.
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Men are simple creatures, ruled by two things: their stomachs and their penises. Really, what's so hard to understand?
Posted by: physics geek at October 06, 2005 08:53 AM (Xvrs7)
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LOL - Heather I've had a couple of manicures. It was my daughter who took me to the shop with her when I got my first one (she was in college then). I found out real quick that I'm just not a manicure person... the nails look good for about 1 day - then I start messing them up.
I do know women who have manicures all the time. I just don't know how they do it. But yeah, it's really for other women - most men aren't too interested in that stuff. *grin*
Posted by: Teresa at October 06, 2005 09:39 AM (qm5ss)
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The only thing that really interests me about a woman's nails is the scratch-marks they'll leave down my back :-)
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September 30, 2005
Curiosity: Nails and Lipstick
This is a question for the men:
Do you look at a woman's fingernails? If so, then what impresses you? Is it:
A) Length, shape, recency of polish job?
B) Whether or not nails are polished?
C) Decorations on fingernails?
D) Cleanliness of nails, polished or unpolished - doesn't matter?
E) You don't look at fingernails.
Now I have a question about lipstick. Do you:
A) Like lipstick and think it enhances a woman's sensuality/sexuality?
B) Like lipstick, but it depends on the color on the woman?
C) Like lipstick, but wish it stayed on the woman?
D) Dislike lipstick because it's fake and messy?
I have sneaking suspicions I know the answer to these. But I need a sampling. Tell your friends to comment, gentlemen. I'll follow this post up in a couple of days with my "sneaking suspicions." And how/why this topic came about.
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Question 1: E
Question 2: E
Neither particularly matter though I have been shown decorations on nails and I think its stupid.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at September 30, 2005 03:33 PM (UquFN)
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1) E
2) A
I actually find nail art distracting and really long nails disturbing and unattractive.
Posted by: Phelps at September 30, 2005 04:48 PM (KAQTS)
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Thanks a bunch - I need 3 or 4 more responses before I can write more...
hln
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My take on nails (both finger and toe) is that simple good grooming trumps decor; I don't mind lots of color, but I hate it when it's visibly peeling or obviously badly-applied. (The woman in front of me at the supermarket checkout had indifferent fingernails at best, but damn near perfect toenails; it's pretty clear which she had done more recently.)
Lipstick is tricky: it's supposed to draw attention to the mouth, but it's not supposed to make it look
bigger or anything. And I'll put up with a wide range of colors, provided they don't look like bruises or some rare skin disease.
Posted by: CGHill at October 01, 2005 09:45 PM (tEfsQ)
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That nail polish and that lipstick do not make you look fat.
Somehow, though, I fear the conditioned response is the right one in this case....
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I like freshly polished nails, not necessarily long. I hate nail art, I think it looks tacky.
I like lipstick on the woman, but the color has to be one that looks good on the woman. I've seen women wearing colors that just does not complimant or enhance their natural beauty.
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1)d ( i think I read it right)
2)a/c
For me, it's not an everyday thing. I like the Mrs. to 'dress up' occasionally. But otherwise like things a'natural
Nail deco screams high maintenance. LOOong nails means she won't get her hands dirty for fear of losing years worth of hard work growing them claws. But I like a little polish every now and then.
Posted by: gamongrel at October 04, 2005 04:51 PM (3I2hp)
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1) B The hands and the feet of the women are the parts of them whom I like more. I think that the women are beautiful by nature, and do not need nothing else that his natural beauty to show it.
For that reason I do not like that they use no class of maquillaje, and that includes the painting of nails. For me a woman who uses her long nails and totally to the natural one (those of hands and feet) is the best thing than I can find.
If here is some girl thus, contact me, my mail is crccrc@walla.com 2)D, already I explained everything in point 1
Thanks
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September 19, 2005
Random Fact of the Day
If you have bumps on your thyroid gland (many do - I have 11 or so of them), they're called thyroid NODULES, not thyroid NOGGLES. Yes, I know what I'm talking about. Go look that up on WebMD or something.
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Yes Mrs. Noggle. Of course you do!
RCS
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I can't BELIEVE you're not the #1 hit for that :-/
(#4 when I checked Google just now)
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August 28, 2005
Chore Games: Plant or Weed?
Ok - everyone can try this game. It'll add some spice to the mundane.
Rules: Let flowerbed go unweeded for an extended period of time. For example, 6 weeks. The game actually commences when your spouse pulls the "big weeds." (We had one threatening to eat a window)
Layer self with bug spray/lotion. Commence weeding.
Scoring:
- Give yourself 1 point for every weed you pull
- Subtract 5 points for every plant you pull (oops)
- Give yourself back ten (10) points for every plant you find your spouse has pulled (made some good points this way)
- Subtract 10 points for every bug bite you incur
At the end, do you have a positive total? I didn't, and I pulled a LOT of weeds.
UPDATE: Submitted to the
Beltway Traffic Jam.
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Fun Facts about Illinois
By Harvey! In, uh, honor of all the time I spend riding through the rural, "sane," part of the state,
go visit. Here are a couple:
10% of Illinois' economy is based on the production of various corn products. The other 90% consists of official "Just wait 'till next year!" logo Cubs merchandise.
and
People from Chicago like to brag about their "Chicago-style" pizza, but it's really just regular pizza sprinkled with bits of people who hired non-union labor.
and
During the Civil War, Illinois was bitterly divided between those who wanted black people to vote and those who wanted to restrict the franchise to white people and the dead.
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August 25, 2005
Capri Pants
In my personal hell, I'd be wearing Capri pants. I honestly don't know what the rage of these dumb things is all about. I can't imagine they look good on anyone; I know they don't look good on me.
It's the same deal with skirts that end mid calf. WHY? Skirts need to be at the ankles or above the knees. If they end mid calf, muscular legs look just plain fat. I suppose women with too-skinny legs might look good in such apparel, but, yeek, are they ugly.
I know, this is such an important topic. How dare I put it off until a late Thursday night because I can't sleep.
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August 24, 2005
August 15, 2005
Sea Turtle Shuffle
I posted briefly in my tipsy airport blogging spree that Florida law protects Sea Turtle nests. I wasn't aware
how much (via Ravenwood).
For six months out of the year, residents of Cocoa Beach (and other parts of Florida) are forced to stumble around in the dark once the sun goes down. That's because baby sea turtles are too stupid to find the ocean once they hatch, and often end up following man-made lights instead of the moon. Now, turtles hatchlings are only born for one month during the year, but never the less from May 1 to November 1 residents who dare to turn on the light after 9 PM face a $1000 fine.
Seems a bit silly; can't inconvenience infant most likely still-gestating turtles. Wonder what the hurricanes do to them and who has to pay a fine.
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But doesn't turning on lights help weed out the stupid turtles?
Posted by: Harvey at August 15, 2005 09:41 PM (ubhj8)
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GD parasites ahve more rights than we do. I can't believe I live in the US sometimes!
Posted by: patd95 at August 16, 2005 10:30 PM (/KuBm)
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Why not build a turtle lighthouse to direct them out to sea?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 19, 2005 10:11 PM (ymzzr)
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Humans are supposed to have a superior intellect than
turtles. But after reading the above, I'm not so sure.
WP
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August 12, 2005
August 08, 2005
Delayed Flight Wisdom
Just a few thoughts from the Tampa airport as I wait to board my now-three-hours-late flight.
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The airport Chili's doesn't serve strong enough frozen drinks. Order twice as many. Shrug off the cost with an "I'm on vacation."
- Florida marks Sea Turtle nests on the beach and declares it illegal to tamper with said nests.
- One shouldn't sunburn her shoulders when having to carry both a heavy purse and a laptop.
- Never ever get involved with the Literary Guild online "customer service" (an oxymoron in its own right - more to come when I have easy use of a mouse)
- Two hours of people watching is the limit for entertainment on just two frozen margaritas.
- Florida teaches Missourians proper skill levels for zippy U-turns.
- A minivan is not a convertible. Somehow, a minivan is an "upgrade" for a convertible. I disagree, car rental agent.
- WiFi in the airport...way cool
- FreeCell - not so hard.
Horribly inane, I know.
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July 11, 2005
Telemarketers
So I get this call last night - one of those where you KNOW it's a solicitor because the person isn't there immediately when you answer. I pause half a second, and I get this slow-but-lilting female voice...
May I speak to BRLEEEEan orl Heather Nuggle?
Ok - no telemarketing for you, chickee. I can understand Noggle name slaughter because native English speakers love to call me Mrs. Noogle, but BRLEEEEan? Ugh.
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June 29, 2005
Not a Caption Contest Per Se...
Ok, so a woman is offering to "Tattoo your logo" on her as an eBay auction.
Check this out.
What do YOU think should go there?
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I hope that online casino (I forget the name) takes her up on it using
Big Bold Ugly Letters heh,heh...
Posted by: Larry Morin at June 29, 2005 04:19 PM (7v56M)
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I was thinking "Pork: the Other White Meat." But that's just so....wrong!
hln
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"Stop staring at those! The logo is right HERE!"
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June 28, 2005
Random Factoid
The Dutch word for legs is bekijken.
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June 27, 2005
The Perfect Husband
So, I had on shorts yesterday after the ride, and I was checking out my reflection in the mirror. I'm a tad Rubenesque these days (though not obnoxiously so), and that coupled with age has given me a smidge of cellulite. I said:
"Eww, I have cellulite."
Brian said, "what's that?"
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He sounds like a keeper!
Posted by: Mike at June 27, 2005 12:12 PM (dzRdS)
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Perhaps the smartest man, alive.
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I pointed this out to my daughter, and she came back with "Are there any more like him at home?"
Posted by: CGHill at July 03, 2005 08:46 PM (AUDQP)
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June 24, 2005
Ladies?
I decided today that I have way too few female friends, so I'm holding auditions. No whiners, please.
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March 31, 2005
She Wore An Itsy...
People Europeans (of all people!) are grousing because
toddler bikinis are now available, er, they were.
OSLO (Reuters) - A Swedish bikini-style top for toddlers will be withdrawn from sale amid criticism from a Norwegian cabinet minister that bra-like clothing was inappropriate for small girls.
"It is remarkably daft to make bra-like bikinis for one-year-olds," Norwegian Minister of Children and Family Affairs Laila Daavoey was quoted as telling the Norwegian daily Verdens Gang Thursday.
"This is a terrible commercialization of childhood. Children are not women. Bikinis on small children are a way of linking children to sexuality. We must say 'No' to this," she said.
But, see, if these same female children went topless, no controversy.
Am I wrong?
James Joyner has it, too.
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March 23, 2005
New Hires
My company hired a couple of new coders.
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I'd love to share an office with those guys!
Posted by: nic at March 23, 2005 03:47 PM (etHvD)
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Are they knowlegable, experience, and proficient, or do they just wing it? :-D
Posted by: Harvey at March 24, 2005 10:00 AM (tJfh1)
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Just wanted to let you know that Matty O'Blackfive specifically mentioned you & Brian on Tuesday night as two bloggers that I need to put on my "must meet" list.
And ask Brian what I have to do in exchange for him enabling comments :-)
Posted by: Harvey at March 31, 2005 10:28 AM (tJfh1)
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Forget it. Your admission that we were not yet on your to meet list has ruined it for everyone, forever.
Posted by: Brian J. at March 31, 2005 11:30 AM (V04ml)
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By the way - the geese have been named. The taller one is Hans, and the other is Voldemort.
Yeah.
hln
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February 21, 2005
Why We're Hitched
Brian and I scored pretty close to each other on the Moral Matrix test (
see his scores).
Here're mine.
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I got 2, -7... one space to the right of Brian.
Which I'd have told him, if he had comments :-)
By the way, your link goes to the test page, not your results page.
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February 07, 2005
You Sick, Sick People
I know I haven't been writing, like, at all, but my hits are through the roof this last week. Not sure how, but
one of the images on this blog is getting a lot of attention.
Lotsa dudes out there looking for leggy women, I suppose. Why now? Who knows.
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It's because it's Springtime. My cat is having the same problem.
It hearkens back to college when women would shed their sweaters for skirts.
Can you really blame us?
Posted by: Jim Durbin at February 14, 2005 02:40 PM (Fw5cQ)
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Sorry, that was me hitting refresh repeatedly. I just have a weakness for that shot ;-)
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