Huh?

I am the #1 Google hit for sultry babe. It links to my About Me! page, wherein I do not use either word.

Check the source code if you doubt me. It's not hidden in the meta tags or anything.

(No wonder I get all that porn comment spam. Grrrrrrr.)

hln

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Cicada Infestation

Cicada frenzy is upon us. Time has an article. Yahoo from Reuters talks about Brood X.

But that's not the whole story.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The first cicada of the season sat on the doorstep like a mutant bumblebee, with red eyes and yellow legs.

But, apparently alarmed by the appearance of a human, it tumbled off the shallow step, landing helplessly on its back. Its yellow legs wiggled frantically to no effect.

How could anything so stupid and clumsy survive, and prosper in such huge numbers? Billions, probably trillions, of cicadas are emerging this month across the eastern United States in a monster swarm known as Brood X or brood 10.

They're ZERG! That's the unspoken conspiracy. Ask Steven den Beste. He knows. That Newsweek certainly has the story buried somewhere therein.

Of course, I'm glossing over Mr. Wong's article (that's what's quoted on USS Clueless) to make my own silly point. But it's well worth the 5 minutes it takes to read.

hln

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Headline of the Day

Smoking During Pregnancy Leads to Testicular Cancer

Really? And exactly how does that sex change occur?

Vague headlines. I love 'em.

hln

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QOTD

"The chicken doesn't do mainstream." - attributed to Burger King spokesman Blake Lewis.

This is an article about the Subservient Chicken website. It didn't do anything for me - probably because the chicken moved too slowly and bored me. Not sure.

But he doesn't do mainstream. So don't expect skinless chicken breasts with just a bit of salt. No, sir. Demand chicken kiev or something.

hln

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