September 24, 2003
I don't remember the why behind the no. So we looked into cable. At that time, this area was serviced by St. Louis' secondary cable company (which was later bought by Charter, about 2 years ago), and it did not offer cable Internet service. So, we were pretty much outta luck, this being early 2000. We got a 2nd phone line so that we can both do work/play online at once. Yes, sometimes we IM each other from different parts of the house. I digress.
Time passes. Dial-up SUFFICES, but we both get into this blog thing. As you probably know, sometimes it's a go-down-the-blogroll festival of link opening into new windows. This takes forever to load in 56k (which is a farce - I connect at 23.6 usually). You can read Meryl giving it a good gripe since she was blogging away from home due to Isabel. I keep thinking, "honey, you have NO idea."
Back on track. One of these SBC Yahoo advertisements made its way into our home, and it planted that little advertising seed, you know, like it's aiming to do. So we called, or submitted it on the Internet - I'm not sure which came first. They call us back, leave a muffled message on our answering machine. I call the next day - Thursday or Friday of last week, and I spend 30 minutes on the phone with smarmysalesrep, who says, "Yes, ma'am, Ms. Noogle (note the two Os - bad bad), we can get that for you. I don't know WHAT they were talking about." He signs me up. Our nifty modem came in a box Monday with the go-live date of, um, tomorrow. I accidentally attributed the wrong phone number to the order, so Brian calls on Monday and clears that up.
Yesterday, I receive a call from the contractor who would be doing any necessary beforehand work to ensure this'll work. He has some bad news. That phone line isn't copper; rather, it's fiber optic, and that's a "no can do" with DSL. He's trying to hook that to the original number, though, and so ever-hopeful Heather says, "No, wait, that's the WRONG phone number. Try this one" and gives him the new. He calls me back today - same deal.
To do DSL with this kind of set-up, the technician informs me, requires some sort of remote station. And, that's slated to happen, oh, about 2005.
Okay, people. This the year 2003. Our technology is amazing. AMAZING. Look at new computers today - mine's so ancient (almost 3 years now) that I have no idea what's out there. And, seeing that mine's perfectly functional, even for a session of Asheron's Call or two, it'll be, oh, a few months before I seriously look at upgrading some of the pieces. My point, though, is LOOK AT THE ADVANCES IN THREE YEARS. I know they're there. Some of the servers at work have a GIG of RAM. GIG! (Sorry for yelling, sorta.) What's SBC advanced? Um, it can PRINT MORE ADS and not provide any more service.
Zounds. Feel the acid. So, I've flipped the switch in my head that says "something more than dial-up." Seeing as we dropped cable on its sorry ass in June, that's kinda out of the question. At least with Charter. Ah, but there is another, as Yoda would say.
Maryland Heights, my municipality, for some reason has TWO cable companies. Most of the rest of the metro area is only serviced by Charter. So, I call Cable America today and get the hook-up. The funny part? The whole thing is LESS expensive (when you take away my dial-up account) with the Internet access and a similar cable package than what Brian and I were paying with Charter.
Pblllllht on SBC.
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September 22, 2003
I gave it the perfunctory once-over, not really reading it, but bookmarking it for later. Well, today, I went back, and here's what I found.
On a page named "what is redism?" I learned that I am oppressed. This page appears to be COMPLETELY SERIOUS. (I, however, of course, am NOT...so enjoy)
Fisssssssssk!
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If you're a redhead, you almost certainly had times at school when people
picked on you, simply because you were different to everyone else. You were
the one with red hair, and you were to be avoided at all costs. You
supposedly had the short fuse, the unpredictable temperament and I bet you
were the last one to be picked for any team too.
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There were the taunts of "gingernut", "ginger" and "carrot-top". You may
remember others. You could be walking along one day and some idiot with
nothing better to do would call out across the street "GINGER!", leaving you
to guess his I.Q. to be under 10. And did you ever wonder why you got called
"carrot-top", when you could have sworn your hair wasn't green?
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You may have managed to ignore it or laugh it off. Even the severest
taunting can be forgotten as soon as it stops, or when you leave school. You
tend to hope that adults won't voice their opinions of redheads in such a
childish manner. However, this kind of treatment can make an impact. Your
confidence can be dented by playground jibes, you can become shy or
introverted, and you may well feel as if you are less important than other
people with a different, "normal" hair-colour.
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The worrying thing is that redism doesn't end in the playground. You can
hope as much as you like but the truth is that you're stuck with the jokes
for life. The worst of it is that adults seem to be able to get away with it
without it even being deemed cruel! Having reached my twenties I still get
the "ginger abuse" from kids and young men and women of my age!
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Redism appears to be viewed as an acceptable prejudice to hold by many
people, including high profile figures such as MPs or judges (see The Hall
of Shame). But in this age of political correctness, how do they get away
with this kind of behaviour? Should this be tolerated?
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In April 2000, for example, NPower, an electricity and gas supplier ran a
poster campaign to try and get customers to switch their electricity supply
to their service. One of the posters depicted a family of two parents and
one boy, each having red hair. The caption for this advert read, "There are
some things in life you can't chose".
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Consider what would have happened if the poster depicted 3 black people,
with exactly the same caption. There would have been a public outcry, the
government would openly attack the company and the advertising agency and
the press would be plastered with the news that a well-known company was
racist. The poster campaign would be banned, if indeed it did manage to get
the go-ahead in the first place.
More black people versus redheads oppression theme for the next several paragraphs - not even a good argument.
But, most importantly, I learned I'm a minority! Oh, wait, I already get a bunch o' unearned perks for being female, so I guess that's no matter. What I learned here today is that I'm oppressed, and life as a redhead isn't worth living? Hmm - I seem to remember something about "I'd rather be dead than red on the head." Yeah, heard that one a few times.
Tall bridge just made for jumping is to the north, buddy.
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September 17, 2003
1) Pick up a Ted Rall column. This one will do.
2) Tell yourself you're going to fisk it (before reading).
3) Read and fisk at the same time. Like this!
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NEW YORK--What kind of world would it be if someone
set your car ablaze because it guzzled too much fuel?
A better one, argues the Earth Liberation Front, a
loosely-organized ecoterrorist organization that
spray-painted environmentalist graffiti such as "gross
polluter" and "fat, lazy Americans" on 30 sport
utility vehicles at two car dealerships and set fire
to a third on Aug. 22. Several SUVs and 20 Hummer H2s
were destroyed. On Sept.2, 22 more SUVs were trashed
at a Houston car dealership. (Police have arrested a
man in connection with the California incident.)
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Ecoterrorism expert Bron Taylor of the University of
Wisconsin at Oshkosh, says that ELF believes "that
ecosystems have an inherent worth that cannot be
judged in relation to human needs, that human actions
are bringing the earth toward mass extinctions, and
that political action is insufficient to bring about
the wholesale changes needed."
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Taken at face value, most Americans agree with the
"elves." A Los Angeles Times survey found that, even
among conservative Republicans, two out of three
people believe that the environment is more important
than property rights, corporate profits or even
creating jobs. Virtually everyone acknowledges that
human-generated pollution is affecting the
environment: only eight percent of Americans think
that global warming (news - web sites) is a myth. (The
United States produces more greenhouse gases, both per
capita and overall, than any other nation, making it
largely responsible for climate change.)
Second, the meat, or, really, the juice of the paragraph. Where the hell did that "most Americans agree with the elves (presumably ELF minions)" statement originate? Did a hair you shaved off your maw yesterday morning scream that unfounded assertion to you when you had writer's block? That's an unfounded claim. Dismissed.
"Two out of there people believe the environment is more important than property rights, corporate profits or even creating jobs." Apples and oranges. The environment is VERY important, yes. Citizen, do your part. You, too, Rall. If I catch you littering or not recycling everything but the cat litter, I'm sending out a press release.
Blah blah blah greenhouse blah, next.
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The environmental crisis is, hands down, the most
important matter facing humanity today. Who cares
about peace in the Middle East if the region is under
water, stricken by famine or choked by dust storms?
Weather systems are becoming increasingly violent and
unpredictable, species are going extinct and
virgin-growth forests are vanishing at an alarming
rate. While smog has diminished somewhat in places
like Denver and Los Angeles, air pollution is getting
worse nationally. Ohio's EPA, for example, announced
that 2002 was the most toxic summer on record in 14
years.
The MOST important problem is the environmental crisis. THE. *mutter* Hey, Rall. Ever heard of a terrorist? You claim your guy Bron knows about them. Perhaps you should ask for a definition. And put your hands down. You said hands down.
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The main reason:
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SUVs.
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What should we do about this long-ignored crisis?
Writing letters to the editor and joining The Sierra
Club (news - web sites) are admirable, but working
within the system hasn't stopped the polluters.
Do you feel that blood pumping? Are you ready for the Stairmaster? Almost...
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Burning SUVs isn't the answer, argues the Sport
Utility Vehicle Owners Association of America: "All
told, the vandalism will not make any company think
twice about producing more SUVs and other light
trucks, nor will it shake the tremendous consumer
confidence in the vehicles. Instead, the blaze
destroyed the property of a small business owner, and
put the lives of innocent civil servants in harm's
way."
The quote is correct, though - burning a few SUVs won't stop production. Capitalism says: demand! And the rest of the quote is dead on: Destroyed the property of a small business owner, and put the lives of innocent civil servants in harm's way. Yes, indeed. And gave the media a frenzied time, yahoo!
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But SUVs are a national blight, burning 33 percent
more gas, generating 30 percent more carbon monoxide
and 75 percent more nitrogen oxide than regular cars.
SUVs are so popular--they account for more than half
of new car sales--that average fuel efficiency
reversed a long-term trend by starting to drop
beginning in 1987. Since 1990, SUVs have wasted an
extra 70 billion gallons of gasoline, costing even
more than the war on Iraq (news - web sites). They're
the sole reason we dropped out of the Kyoto Protocol
(news - web sites) to reduce greenhouse gases. SUVs
have got to go.
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The SUV phenomenon is the creation of an unholy alliance of Congress,
Detroit automakers and consumers. The big
four automakers have convinced even the legislators they don't own outright
that eliminating
SUVs would hurt the economy. SUV owners think the 9,000-pound leviathans
make them
safer than passenger cars (though studies have proven they're not), are
better at handling
snow (untrue), drive off-road (very few SUVs ever leave the pavement), offer
extra room for big
families (get a minivan instead, dope) and let them see ahead of smaller
cars (while blocking the vehicles behind them). The Republican-controlled
Congress has no
intention of closing the fuel emissions loophole that lets SUVs pass as
"light trucks." And the SUV
craze is making Detroit more profitable than ever.
It's only the Detroit automakers, eh? So the Lexus, BMW, and Infiniti SUVs are white as lambs. And, wait, Mr. Rall, you're exempting minivans? I want them to be declared heathen, too. I mean, when I'm trying to turn left in my little red sports car and a minivan pulls astride me, I can't see over it, either. Waaa! Oh.
Damned those corporations profitting off of what consumers want. Damn them!
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That leaves consumers and dealers as the principal targets of radical
environmentalists like the ELF. The idea
is to make SUVs as unfashionable, and as scary to own, as fur became after
the PETA-inspired
spray-paint attacks of the '80s. In an ideal world, American consumers could
be convinced
to do the right thing through an appeal to logic with public service
messages like
the "What Would Jesus Drive?" TV campaign, but the kind of people who would
buy a car
that increases the risk to other motorists in an accident can't be reasoned
with. They're
selfish and stupid. It's unfortunate that drivers must worry that their SUVs
are being targeted by insulting stickers and Molotov cocktails, but one
thing's for sure:
It couldn't be happening to a more deserving group of people.
Sorry, bucko. No ideal world. Oh, but those who lean so far left they have constant backaches think it'll happen if we just. legislate. enough.
(Oh, and Mom, thanks for reading - I know you're the only one who made it this far.)
4) Now, is your blood shakin', baby? You're already sweating. It's time to run/walk/Stairmaster/elliptical/cycle off that adrenaline. And the good news, puppet Rall will be back another day to inspire you yet again!
5) After your workout, submit your Rall fisk to Venemous Kate for her snarky snark snark.
Patented. Proven.
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September 16, 2003
You get this, though I bet it was compiled by more scientific/valid means than a drunken survey.
But you get my point.
Not what you would expect, eh? Still, would be interesting to see if just a few skew the whole thing. Naaaaaa - more fun this way.
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September 09, 2003
Perhaps to save bureaucratic time and money, we should stop trying to explain/study/describe the day and rather blindly disseminate things that other countries have to say about the event.
You can all spit now.
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September 08, 2003
Answer me these!
(Please).
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