March 26, 2004
PETA - It's What's For Dinner
This is a public service announcement to remind you that "Nothing could be bloodier than KFCÂ’s buckets of fried chicken corpses."
That's right, nothing. A blood bank? No, sir. Atrocities committed on human beings because of terrorism, the Holocaust? PETA says no. Nothing.
Actually, I would rather remind you that KFC is kind enough to wash the blood off of the dead chickens delivered to its restaurants. KFC employees are instructed to also cook the chicken before selling it to customers.
But, see, if you order a two-piece original recipe dinner, you're all right. That's not bloody because it doesn't come in a bucket.
Just watch those calories. Or, you could adopt the surest approach so as to know you're not offending PETA: stop eating.
hln
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That's right, nothing. A blood bank? No, sir. Atrocities committed on human beings because of terrorism, the Holocaust? PETA says no. Nothing.
Actually, I would rather remind you that KFC is kind enough to wash the blood off of the dead chickens delivered to its restaurants. KFC employees are instructed to also cook the chicken before selling it to customers.
But, see, if you order a two-piece original recipe dinner, you're all right. That's not bloody because it doesn't come in a bucket.
Just watch those calories. Or, you could adopt the surest approach so as to know you're not offending PETA: stop eating.
hln
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