I got a piece of junk mail yesterday that amused me so much that I must share. It's entitled The Best Catalogs of the Year, and it's obviously aimed for those who do not use the web. The premise, presumably, is that you'll pay these people who put out this meta catalog to send you catalogs featured in the listing.

I thought I'd save you the trouble by providing a sampling.

• Fierce Diva - hey, anybody need a catsuit?
• Asian Treasure - because everyone needs a Filipina, baby.
• Loompanics Unlimited - uh oh - a warning of adult material. Probably because of categories like "Revenge" and Fake I.D.
• Evergrace - personalized romance novels. Can anyone say "mail merge"?
• CHEESE! - Yeah, Brian. Cheese from your home state.
• J & L Self Defense Products - Stuffed pit bull, anyone? Oh, guess that's not for sale.
• Polana - Polish foods for all occasions.
• Dancing Dragon - can never have enough of these precious mythical critters.

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