November 28, 2003

Ruinous

As a directed public service announcement, I must proclaim the secrets of pant maintenance to enlighten Allah.

1) If you are tearing your trousers, remember, a stitch in time saves nine. Trite, but true.

2) Allow me to acquaint you with the grand appliance known as the washing machine.

3) Goodwill. Cheap slacks.

4) Lee Pleated Stain Resistant Performance Khakis. Need I say more?

Happy pant maintenance. Cheers.

hln

Posted by: hln at 08:23 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 Did you enter this one in Madfish Willie's Champagne Room round-up? I think an obsession with men's pants would count :-)

Posted by: Harvey at November 29, 2003 11:26 AM (ubhj8)

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