Yeah, this one's going to be fun when Brian arrives home from work tonight:

"Hi honey. I'm sorry I opened your Playboy. I thought it was Reason."

(Ah, those magazines the aspiring author must collect).

I hope you're laughing as hard as I am.

hln

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The Shidoshi of Paranoia Speaks about Ingestion, and, well, you'd better listen.

hln

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Uh, honey.

Fabrications about our private life on the blog. Bad.

(I note that the spouse has spoken thus

I don't even let my friends listen to my tapes or CDs for fear of violating my licensing restrictions, and I even forcibly prevent my gym-buffed wife from reading books I purchase for my own private, non-transferable enjoyment.

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