January 11, 2004
January 09, 2004
<themeMusic>Tales ......... Of The Bizarre</themeMusic>
Ryan sent me
this today. He sits across from me at work, and he sent this via IM. Some of you might find that odd to be instant messaging the person across from you, but, really, it's not.
Okay. I'll have to pedal faster. I finished reading the Lion Attacks Bicyclist article, and I looked to the right on the web page. And that's when I saw
THIS.
SAN DIEGO -- Two women have been jailed in San Diego in an alleged poisoning plot.
Authorities say the pair planned to use the poison ricin to kill the husband of one of the women to get insurance money. The husband is a Marine at Camp Pendleton.
Authorities say the two women -- both 21 -- are lovers. They allegedly used a recipe they got on the Internet to cook up a small amount of the poison out of castor beans. Authorities don't suspect any terrorism ties.
California state troopers say they found the ricin in a car the two women were riding in east of San Diego. They say the poison was in a bag.
From this point, it almost sounds like a murder novel. And then it takes a turn for the weird.
The troopers say they also found a pistol, a handwritten ricin recipe and some castor beans. They say the women were wearing shoplifted clothing -- with the sales tags still attached.
Boy, these two are some smart chickees, no? But this is what takes the cake.
Authorities say the two had also tried in the past to kill the husband.
Okay, I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. He's still "the husband" after one or more murder attempts?
Yow.
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Wow! I've had to outsprint stray dogs before (adrenaline is a wonderful thing), but mountain lions?
Posted by: Scott at January 11, 2004 12:17 PM (yM0EN)
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Weird shit. Castor beans?!
And hey, I like your poetry. Care to submit something for the (delayed)
Metastatic Whatnot #2? You can send it to the address listed with this message if you want.
Posted by: Nicholas Liu at January 11, 2004 03:56 PM (+TvMk)
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I'll just say this (and it's conditional on the husband knowing that his wife was trying to kill him and then staying married) - sometimes Marines live up to the old stereotype of big dummies. God love us, some Marines - even in today's "smarter Corps" - have the IQ of a bag of rocks.
Granted, the percentage of dumb Marines is half that of the American populace as a whole.... but we make up for it by having
those guys be twice as stupid.
;-)
Posted by: Mike the Marine at January 12, 2004 03:36 PM (IOX+E)
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January 08, 2004
No, no, no! Legislators, Stop That! Rite-Aid, Restock Your Shelves!
PORTLAND, Maine - Bottles of nicotine-laced water were pulled from the shelves of Rite Aid drug stores in Maine as legislators considered whether to ban the product.
No! Quit it. Yahoo!
has the scoop.
A Rite Aid spokeswoman said the company removed bottles of NicoWater for sale in its 80 Maine stores Wednesday night, shortly after a legislative health committee voted 6-5 for a measure to outlaw the product until it's approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (news - web sites).
The bill would need full Senate and House approval to become law.
Jody Cook, a spokeswoman for Rite Aid, said the company decided to stop selling the product in Maine because it wanted to be a good corporate citizen. Rite Aid, based in Camp Hill, Pa., has 3,400 stores nationwide.
So, Jody, you're going to pull cigarettes from your shelves, you good corporate citizen, right?
State Sen. John Martin took aim at NicoWater last spring when he saw ads touting the product as a cigarette substitute for people who have nicotine cravings in non-smoking environments.
The product is sold in four-packs of half-liter bottles, each of which has 4 mg of nicotine, an amount equal to that in two cigarettes. Martin said NicoWater poses a threat, especially to children, and carries no health benefits.
No health benefits? You're a fool, Martin. It's WATER. And if it stops a smoker from smoking and gives him or her the fix, of COURSE there's a health benefit. Oh, but we're doing this for the "children," aren't we? It threatens them so. Tomorrow "it" will be a single Kit-Kat.
Free NicoWater (but I'll stick with Ice Mountain, thanks).
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If nicotine were a new chemical being released, I bet there'd be an uproar of people who didn't want this highly toxic chemical used. It certainly wouldn't make it as a food additive.
4 mg of nicotine could definitely poison a kid (it'd probably make a non-smoking adult feel pretty ill), and I can see some dolt handing a bottle of Nicowater to the whiny toddler asking for a dwink.
I'm also suspicious of QT5's efforts to circumvent the FDA regulations, but of course drug regulation pays my rent.
Posted by: nic at January 09, 2004 07:17 AM (nUOJD)
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Heather, I have to agree with Nic. I was shocked when I heard of this, knowing nicotine is used as a pesticide in some places. I googled "nicotine patch children" and found reports of children showing symptoms of nicotine exposure from used patches (no deaths, though), and this
nicotine poisoning fact sheet from the Oklahoma College of Pharmacy.
About two years ago, I accidentaly drank some water that had some bleach in it. I was cleaning out an old cycling water bottle, and...well, it was an *accident*. NicoWater is, when you get down to it, water with poison in it, and it seems it would be a pretty easy for a child to get ahold of a nice, fresh unopened bottle of this poisoned "water" and make themselves seriously ill. It's almost as if the cure is worse than the disease.
OTOH, they should stop selling cigarettes, too. You're right on that account.
Posted by: Victor at January 09, 2004 08:25 AM (L3qPK)
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And alcohol? How is this different?
So slap an age on it - I don't care.
(And I think I'll stick to vinegar and soap with my cycling bottles. Have you tried vinegar - does that work?)
hln
Posted by: hln at January 09, 2004 08:33 AM (CWwGn)
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I'm with you, Heather. The issue here is whether or not people should be allowed to make this decision for themselves. We're all informed about what nicotine is and the effects it has on your body and that of children.
Responsible parents won't let their children drink this water any more than they would allow them to smoke cigarettes.
Ultimately, the question is who has the right and responsibility to take care of you and your children: You or Uncle Sam?
Posted by: Trey Givens at January 09, 2004 09:13 AM (yaMs/)
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Reading that makes me want to buy a couple 4-packs strictly out of spite.
Posted by: Harvey at January 09, 2004 09:58 AM (tJfh1)
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My problem with it is that the manufacturer has managed to skirt the regulations that apply to nicotine gum and patches...that's how it is different from alcohol, which is highly controlled.
Personal responsibility and public health are often at odds, I think. In this case there are people who are too stupid, too gullible, or too unsophisticated to understand that something labeled as a homeopathic cigarette substitute is dilluted poison. If they had to request the water from a pharmacist it'd be different.
Posted by: Nic at January 09, 2004 10:05 AM (nUOJD)
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You have something there, nic. It is dilluted poison and a cigarette substitute. But the cigarettes aren't at the pharmacy. And the patches and other things are there to help people stop smoking. I'm not sure that's the aim of this NicoWater. I think it's just a way to get another fix. And I really have no issue with people getting a fix so long as it doesn't pollute my air (which is the huge issue I have with cigarettes).
So, regulate it. I don't much care. It's usually one or two catalyst statements that will get me to blog something. For this one, here they are:
"The product is sold in four-packs of half-liter bottles, each of which has 4 mg of nicotine, an amount equal to that in two cigarettes. Martin said NicoWater poses a threat, especially to children, and carries no health benefits."
hln
Posted by: hln at January 09, 2004 10:20 AM (CWwGn)
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Ah. You are right, of course, that somebody drinking nicotine is, at least, not hurting those around him with the second-hand smoke. (Oh no...public health vs. public health. Nic's brain is going to short-circuit like one of Harvey Mudd's android wives!)
Posted by: Nic at January 09, 2004 11:11 AM (nUOJD)
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It should be my decision as to how I wish to poison myself. I agree that the company should take the proper steps to ensure a legal product, but as for every one complaining aout kids getting a hold of this product, you are missing the big picture. A responsible parent would ensure that their child would not have access to the product the same as they would not have access to the liquor cabinet or cigarettes. People who do not smoke and complain about this product do are out of line. I am a smoker, and I would like to experiment with an alternative to the noxious smoke that is killing my lungs and the lungs of people around me. If I am addicted to nicotine, that's my problem, and drinking a glass of water to get my fix is healthier for the people around me, and better for my lungs. After all it's my addiction that I am responsible for finding healthy ways to deal with. Go ahead and regulate the product, require an ID etc etc, I'm all for it, but don't preach to people about "diluted poison". I think someone who smokes a pack a day knows a little about feeling poisoned, and I think it shows a healthy concern for those who wish to cut the smoke, even if it's for another form of the "poison".
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January 06, 2004
Blogging Update - PETA request
I'm way behind on blogroll updates and site maintenance and all of that other stuff that's supposed to gain one new readers and retain the current.
I'm sorry. I miss it. I'm just so dang busy, and it doesn't look like it'll abate until late this month or early next. I won't add a foreboding "if at all" because I'm an optimist.
Even the workouts have suffered. Only two sets of everything tonight.
I have an idea. I haven't done a PETA post in ages. But I've seen a bunch out there in passing. Please send me links to PETA posts on other blogs that you've seen (or ones you've written). And then I'll need a name for the linkfest!
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I can totally sympathize. I'm swamped here myself! Staying on top of all this reading, writing, working, and life in general is pretty time consuming.
http://www.treygivens.com/archives/000471.php
Posted by: Trey Givens at January 07, 2004 03:00 PM (yaMs/)
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I just LOVE bashing PETA....Here's a good link I jsjust did on them.
http://coloradoconservative.blogs.com/colorado_conservative/2004/01/peta_at_it_agai.html
Love your site.
Posted by: Darren at January 07, 2004 06:45 PM (gu1Ur)
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Heather - here's one I just found over at The Patriette.
http://www.thepatriette.com/archives/000082.html
Ah PETA - they make such a lovely target! Fire away!
Posted by: Teresa at January 07, 2004 11:55 PM (nAfYo)
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It's not exclusively about PeTA, but they do get a mention:
http://www.eckernet.com/rants/rant_010104.htm
and a graffiti currency from a while back:
http://radio.weblogs.com/0126975/categories/graffitiCurrency/2003/08/07.html#a188
Posted by: Harvey at January 08, 2004 12:31 AM (ubhj8)
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Names:
Pooping on PETA
PETA Droppings
Not In My Rat's...err...Cat's Name, since you have cats.
Dumbass Fucking Morons Report
I'll come up with some more tonight if I start drinking
Posted by: Victor at January 08, 2004 06:55 AM (L3qPK)
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Snoozey just linked to a funny piece about PETA and the Steve Irwin thing.
http://www.snoozebuttondreams.com/archives/009974.html
Posted by: Trey Givens at January 08, 2004 11:54 AM (yaMs/)
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My contribution (didn't write it, but found it)
http://petasucks.phillipcoons.com/
Posted by: LeeAnn at January 08, 2004 12:15 PM (HxCeX)
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Ooh - this is looking promising. Keep 'em coming!
hln
Posted by: hln at January 08, 2004 10:28 PM (yJyUC)
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Here's my little contribution to the cause.
http://www.homicidalmaniak.com/mt-archives/000338.html
Posted by: homicidalManiak aka hM at January 09, 2004 07:56 PM (7MxoZ)
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My Modeling Career
Hey, boys and girls!
I'm gonna try out!
Or not.
Silliness aside, I think it's a great idea. Get more people to the gym. Now, if we can just get some of the silly macho-but-not-really-in-shape men to stop grunting and lifting with obscene amounts of momentum instead of muscle, perhaps they'll stay.
hln
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Good Thing I'm Not a Domestic Engineer, Too
Snarky spouse Brian J. gives you a peek into his work life with his post
Thank Goodness Software "Engineers" Aren't Civil Engineers.
The permalink is broken, but it's a top post. Brian forgot to sell a piece of his soul to Blogger AGAIN this month.
About the Domestic Engineer thing - I can't fold t-shirts. Enough said.
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Hey, when you write it "Brian J." it sounds like you are a half-psuedo in-law of Frank J.
Posted by: Phelps at January 07, 2004 12:06 AM (+fTy8)
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Hmm. Snarky spouse is still on Blogspot. Would he consider joining MuNu?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 07, 2004 12:22 AM (kOqZ6)
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Brian J. precedes Frank J. and the blogging phenomenon.
Therefore, Frank J. is the copycat.
Posted by: Brian J. at January 07, 2004 05:19 AM (yJyUC)
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I know I proposed Brian at the same time I proposed Heather ('cause I remember saying he was a "hardware guy just like me."). But anywho, he should be a Munuvian, too.
He needs comments desperately. I *know* we've discussed this before, and I respect his decision, but it's no fun reading something good (or stinky) and not being able to comment on it.
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Come Dancing?
Okay, that's not funny if you've just been
shot in the leg.
Please don't tell me that the lady's name is Lola.
God save the Village Green.
(Get better Ray).
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January 04, 2004
Open and Closed
And so this evening, I'm on the phone with the Venerable Mother, and we're talking about jury duty. Which she has tomorrow. Here in St. Louis, it's done pretty efficiently. I actually served in September of 2002 on a two-day trial.
So we're discussing the particulars of our different Missouri counties, and somehow I mentioned the voir dire process and what they asked me. One of the questions was "Do you believe that a person can be in chronic pain?"
The answer is yes. And I believe that my answer of "yes" is the only thing that kept me on the jury panel. And the reason for the yes is that my father had some pretty bad back problems stemming from multiple things including a back surgery around 1981. He was diganosed with
arachnoiditis, retired early, and had to complete a daily regimen of exercises just to slow the increase in symptoms. But this is actually a digression. My mother asked me about me and
TMJ, which is a byproduct of the
parotid surgery (only on the right side). "Naaaa," I said. I've really only had about one month or so where it was anywhere near chronic. Strangely, that was in 1994 - a couple of years after the surgery, so I'm not sure it makes any sense.
The point of all this, you ask? Well, I said to the Venerable Mother, "It really only hurts to the point of being excruciating when I'm at the dentist and have to keep my mouth open for an hour or more."
And she said, "Well, it hurts when I have to keep my mouth closed for an hour or more." For, you see, folks, my mother is QUITE the talker.
Much laughter ensued, and I said, "Can I quote you on that?" And she said, "sure."
And there you have it. Immortalized.
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Anyone who doesn't believe in chronic pain has never... Uh... Been in chronic pain. Or had to look after someone in chronic pain.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 05, 2004 12:39 AM (kOqZ6)
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Yes, but did your mother know you were going to tell the entire internet? Either way, your mother is cool.
Posted by: Victor at January 05, 2004 08:23 AM (L3qPK)
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Hi! Just wondering if you remember how long it took for your facial weakness to go away. I had my parotid surgery 11 days ago with supposed no facial nerve damage, and I don't see my crooked mouth making much improvement yet. Maybe I just need to give it time?
Thanks for all your help!!
Barb
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January 02, 2004
Give this Guy a Medal!
CHAMPAIGN, Ill. - With self-refilling bowls of soup and jumbo buckets of stale popcorn, professor Brian Wansink has identified one culprit for U.S. obesity: excessive food portions.
In an article entitled "
Researcher Links Obesity, Food Portions," this brilliant new discovery (and others) are set forth for our perusal and education.
In the soup experiment, participants come to the lab expecting a taste test. Some bowls are rigged with hidden tubes that keep them full, while others are not.
Over two years of the experiment, students with bottomless bowls tended to eat 40 percent more than test subjects with regular bowls.
Wow - amazing! This guy ought to
move to Detroit for further studies of the obese creature. Actually, anybody who wants to look thinner compared to the population might want to consider moving to Detroit.
But back on topic:
Wansink and other researchers hope the results can help the federal government devise more user-friendly nutrition labels for packaged foods. For example, instead of stating that a handful of granola has 200 calories, the label instead could say the consumer would have to walk 2 miles to burn it off.
Uh, Dr. or Mr. Wansink, please retrieve your brain from the water closet. I mean, really. Might I remind you that humans require energy from food? And while I agree measuring food portions to the gram does point toward the absurd, just...just...just STOP!
There's more.
An experiment with Lay's Stax potato chips gave one group regular chips, a second group chips in which every seventh chip was red, and a third group chips in which every 14th chip was red.
The groups weren't told the reason for the red chips but still used them to determine how much to eat, Wansink said. The participants who ate the least had the potato chips in which every seventh chip was red, followed by the group in which every 14th chip was red.
Sesame Street for portion control. Everybody count to 14!
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I also notice that the soup experiment is done using - students!!!! Has this guy ever figured out that a "starving" college student might just volunteer to be a taste tester in order to save on a few food bills...
Not to mention the fact - not everyone who eats alot is overweight. My kids are excellent examples. They have always been able to eat whatever they want, whenever they want. And most annoyingly gain no weight! I was the only mother I knew who didn't tell my kids, no you can't have a snack, we're eating in half an hour. They could eat the snack and eat dinner - no problem. Often my son would eat dinner with a friend and come home and eat dinner with us too.
So these type of generalizations always make my hair stand on end!
Posted by: Teresa at January 02, 2004 09:23 PM (nAfYo)
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I concur with Teresa. I'm pretty much a "eat what I want" kind of guy. The thing is, between binges, I simply "don't want". I know what an empty stomach feels like, and if I don't feel it, I don't eat.
I guess some people let their mouths tell them when to eat instead of their stomachs.
Posted by: Harvey at January 03, 2004 03:06 PM (ubhj8)
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actually, when I speak to people that visited the United States, they all speak in awe about the size of food portions in the US. Really, you guys just eat more as the average European, and not because we don't have enough :-)
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January 01, 2004
Leave it to New York
Hey - Happy New Year. Welcome to 2004's first rant.
And this
is a rant. New York - the state this time - in time for this joyous New Year has
decided to regulate carelessness. No, really, it did. I promise. And it feels good about itself.
ALBANY, N.Y. - To prevent house fires set by careless smokers, New York state has adopted the nation's first rules mandating that cigarettes sold in the state must be rolled with lower-ignition paper.
The so-called "fire-safe" cigarettes will extinguish by themselves if not puffed on, and advocates say they will prevent many of the fires now triggered by smokers who leave cigarettes unattended.
I love it - "fire-safe" cigarettes. I'm not a smoker, so perhaps I misunderstand the meaning there. Aren't cigarettes tobacco in a nice/friendly hand-holdable form intended for personal burning. Don't humans light those things on fire? Perhaps I'm missing something.
And that's just a slight eye-rolling statement. Next, there's this:
"This could be the beginning of a global standard for cigarettes," said Blair Horner, legislative director for the New York Public Interest Research Group. "If New York goes ahead, it will drive a national debate because tobacco companies are not going to make one set of cigarettes for New York and one for the rest of the U.S. And if the U.S. sets standards, those will be standards for the entire globe."
What a gargantuan victory! We have yet again outsmarted Darwin. The crowd hoorays! New York, you paragon of forerunning; you visionary!
Every year approximately 900 Americans die, 2,500 are injured and $400 million in damage is caused by fires started by cigarettes, according to the American Burn Association and the federal government.
The lower-ignition paper does nothing to reduce the toxicity of cigarettes to smokers or to reduce the health effects of smoking.
Wow - I'm certain we all would never have slept a wink last night if we knew that. And I especially love the little "disclaimer" that apparently tells those of us who list ourselves among the clueless that, hey, moron, "safer cigarette" doesn't mean "safer CIGARETTE."
You know - I have an idea. New York - why don't you just ban the damned things altogether. Next year on New Year's Eve? Okay. If you're gonna meddle in your shopkeepers' lives and tell them what they can and cannot sell, might as well REALLY regulate, no?
I'm only have joking. I'm only half serious. I suppose I should be glad that the news today is this absolutely inane. (You're not even reading anymore, are you?) Brian opened the newspaper this morning and noted the cover story. I gave him a blank look, like, so what? He said yes, nothing blew up.
Good point.
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I think they are forgetting one small thing "make something idiot proof and they'll build a better idiot". Okay - so they make these cigarettes extinguish themselves after a short period of idle time. So, what's an idiot to do???
I KNOW! I KNOW! Buy one of those punk things that you light fireworks with on 4th of July. That damned thing'll stay lit - then when the cigarette goes out - it can be relit right away!!! Yeah baby!
Posted by: Teresa at January 02, 2004 09:43 AM (nAfYo)
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Actually, Brian was wrong... YOU blew up :-)
Posted by: Harvey at January 02, 2004 09:56 AM (tJfh1)
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I have a suggestion: Instead of using low-ignition paper, use cement.
There are many advantages to making cigarettes out of cement. They are cheap - since you can't light them, a single pack will last for years. They're not addictive, don't cause cancer, and pose no fire hazard whatsoever.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 02, 2004 11:11 AM (jtW2s)
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Holy smokes (eep). The problem here isn't the paper, unless New York intends to demand lower ignition couches, mattresses, curtains, carpets, and oh yeah, PEOPLE. This new standard does absolutely nothing except waste tax dollars with the paperwork and annoy the tobacco industry. Idiots.
Posted by: Analog Mouse at January 05, 2004 07:22 AM (PrEp4)
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